Its like... a million bananas, in your ear
thanks for the follow - might I ask why you have followed me? anything in particular about my blog you like?

wemightbesoulmates:

Yes. true story…i recently reconnected with a friend on here after six months that i really really missed…had a good look at my blog and realised i had substituted too many nudes for not enough humour..i came across your blog and laughed…jokes beat porn…

In that case I hope I’ll be able to keep amusing you :)

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

All of my yes

Every 'asexual' person I have known has been a very young person (under 20) and had severe social anxiety/personality issues. They are terrified of sex, of being rejected, think they're undesirable/ugly; have a ton of problems. But every single one sure got horny over fictional men/actors. It's safe to lust from a distance, for something fictional, one sided. I think the asexual label is used by people mostly with psych issues/sexual disorders/normal growing up confusion than by actual asexuals.

I’m very much inclined to support this assumption.

Being asexual is IMO more likely a symptom of one or more issues, rather than a genuine sexuality.

idratherbeinkonoha:

Stop tumblr 2014

I  just fucking love these snowflake descriptions. Its like the most condenced possible amount of internet freakshow you can find.

Plus it really makes me curious in regards to what kind of person who’d put themselves up online like that.

wtfsocialjustice:

i don’t want to say i’m really good at judging strangers, and i know that people surprise me all the time. but looking at hundreds of blogs, i’ve noticed the following trends about their creators:

  • tend to be incredibly sheltered and have very little life experience, and have absolutely no desire…

SJWs and their whiteknights in a nutshell

siryouarebeingmocked:

Anita’s thesis isn’t “All games are sexist” or even “These games are sexist.” Her thesis is “These games contain sexist elements, which reflects and contributes to cultural sexism." It doesn’t matter if one, or three, or all of her examples can be excused away, because no matter how justified, or reasonable, or deliberate… these examples are still there in the game, and the overall trend still exists!

That one time an Anita Sarkeesian fan said it wouldn’t matter if every single example she used was wrong, as long as she reaches conclusions they already agree with.

And got 34 likes for it.

This is what they’ve been reduced to, folks. “Even if the empress has no clothes, we should pretend she does anyway.”

Brilliant, just brilliant

>It doesn’t matter if we realize that she’s full of shit - becuase you can still polish a turd!

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

imageimage

imageeven the babiesimagei meanimage

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

image

such a majestic creature

image

but then it’s like

image

or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

image

nope

image

even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

image

what

image

it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

Very awesome - and very silly - birds

oscar-is-happy:

Misadventures of Loki Warframe edition!

There’s not a day that goes by not goofing off as loki.

Ah Loki - Only Booben can troll others more than you

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

Glorious

fearingfun:

queenidinamenzel:

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

OMG

Full Video

Hilarious